The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• 8,500-Year-Old Settlement Lost To Rising Sea Discovered Off Denmark’s Coast [18d]
• Cracker Barrel Scraps Logo Redesign [18d]
• Night Out More Fun Without Broke Friend [18d]
• What To Know About ‘KPop Demon Hunters’ [18d]
• Scalpers Jack Up Price Of Colorado Rockies Ticket To $11 [18d]
• Taylor Swift Tells Brittany Mahomes She Not Having Bridesmaids [18d]
• Report: Your Naked Body Will Make Entire Morgue Laugh [18d]