The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Fraternity Under Investigation After Forcing Pledges To Volunteer At Soup Kitchen [6d]
• Study: Average 19th-Century American Spent 93% Of Time Waving At Trains, Boats [6d]
• MPA Rates ‘Zootopia 2’ PG-13 For Sexually Awakening Content [6d]
• Vince Lombardi Trophy Clanking Around In Trunk Of Roger Goodell’s Car [6d]
• Trump Claims Democrats’ Video To Military ‘Seditious Behavior, Punishable By Death’ [6d]