The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• USDA Replaces Food Stamps With One Giant Rutabaga [31d]
• Hunter Arrested After Mistaking Woman For A Deer [31d]
• Dr. DooDiddle [31d]
• Regretful Man Realizes He Would Be Rich By Now If He Had Invested In Rice 7,000 Years Ago [31d]
• Algorithm Distorting How Important Man Thinks ‘Gummo’ Is To Rest Of World [31d]
• American Medical Association: ‘Huge Biceps Are Only Thing That Matters’ [31d]
• Trump Bans CNN, MS NOW, Politico From White House Press Pool [31d]